Poot limes are bad

weissrabbit:

sucysucyfivedolla:

weissrabbit:

weissrabbit:

Holy fucking shit a bee just fucking landed on my fucking sweater

I am currently walking home rn with a bee on my boob

It landed on my left boob. Guess you could say he was my

Heart bee-t

boobees

YOU FUCKER

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)
sketchamagowza:

secret reading

sketchamagowza:

secret reading

You are so sweet, that 9 out of 10 dentists strongly advise against kissing you! Happy Valentine mate!

I DIDN’ TSEE THIS BUT OHH MY GODDD

kingcheddarxvii:

moves so fresh you revive the dead comics

tsunderelly:

FUCK WHY IS IT 10X FUNNIER WITH AUDIO FUUUCK

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coolscar:

egberts:

mr-radical:

egberts:

mr-radical:

im home

SHIT EVERYONE ACT NATURAL *the wild house party ceases and all the teenagers i invited to your house begin reading well mannered books and sipping hot tea*

*narrows eyes* …so… anything happen while i…